Themes

Fairy Princess

looking for a slinky black dress for later on which is how you can tell this is a fairy princess with an edge

Falling Into Place

deciding everything is falling into place perfectly as long as you don’t get too picky about what you mean by place. Or perfectly.

Family Resemblance

no family resemblance but the pictures don’t lie

Fashion Angel

these are multi-purpose wings & when she’s not flying they accessorize nicely with almost anything she wears

Fashion Beast

This pachyderm has a highly developed fashion sense for someone so far from the capitals of Europe, but it helps that she only dresses in natural fibers.

Fast Forward

Fast forwarding through her messages hoping to hear from old boyfriends who finally realize the treasure they’ve thrown away.

Fast Talker

I kept having dreams I was naked, he said. I think that’s why I learned to talk so fast.

Eye For Stuff

sees a lot of stuff other people miss

Face the Day

My eyes only see stuff I believe in already, she said. I couldn’t face the day otherwise.

Eternal Life

She asked me how I felt about eternal life & I said, would I have the same aches & pains I have now because that would factor heavily into my decision.

Eternal Reward

Of course I believe in heaven, my grandma used to say. There’s got to be some reward for living with your grandfather for all these years.

Exact Center

this is the exact center of the universe which explains why none of the usual rules apply here

Exact Centers

This is one of the exact centers of the universe & it’s in charge of a lot of the beautiful & amazing things we’ll take for granted in the future.

Excuse

I don’t really like dogs, my uncle told me once, but it’s a good way to keep up with what’s going on in the neighborhood.

Expect the Worst

Does it count as gossip, she said, if you just know those people would go & do something like that?

Expectation

She kept a box of letters & dried flowers & some old chocolate in a dark place & watered it until it started to rot & then she put on her best dress & some bright lipstick & took it around to everybody she knew & said, see, I told you so.

Extinct

You don’t see stuff like this every day, she said & I said some things go extinct for very good reasons & she snorted & said I didn’t know much about fashion, did I?

Extra Legs

I thought we were getting along just fine, she said, until he noticed the extra legs.

Extrovert

Moving briskly along because introspection gives her a stomach ache.

Enough Time (Masculine)

Everything changed the day he figured out there was exactly enough time for the important things in his life.