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Jacques Cousteau

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Animals & Pets
I saw Jacques Cousteau at the grocery store in L.A. once & I watched to see what he would buy, but he only got corn chips & some shoelaces & I don’t know what I expected, but I would’ve settled for a can of chunk light tuna even.

Golf

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Sports & Fitness
The first time I played golf, I had the most fun throwing bread to the goldfish in the pro shop. It made as much sense as anything else.