Missing Link

Most people only remembered his hairy arms & never knew him well enough to learn about the tail.


The only thing that separates me from the animals is a lot of words, so when I’m not talking much, the gap closes really quick.

Abstract Love

I’m an animal lover in the abstract, he said. What does that mean? I said. It means I try not to think about them a whole lot, because pet hair makes me queasy.