Tofu Pup
taunting the neighbor’s dog with meat-flavored tofu because he can’t get anyone else to eat it.
diet
Roughage
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Family & Relatives Friends & Neighbors Humor & Whimsy Personal Growth
I used to eat popcorn for every meal, she told me once. It made me feel like I was in the movies & my life would turn out happy in the end. Did it work? I said. I don’t know, she said, but I like to think the roughage counts for something.
Relaxed Fit
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Sports & Fitness
This is a loose-fitting body, so it’s still comfortable after a long carbohydrate binge.
Food Group
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Animals & Pets
this is a trap for under appreciated food groups like woodchucks
Force Feeding
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Aging (& Retirement) Humor & Whimsy
I know I can cook well enough to survive, he said, but I’m grown up now so you can’t force me to eat it
Cannibal
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy Sports & Fitness
I’d never make a good cannibal, she said. I have to watch my fat intake too closely.