dining

Monster in a Box

This is a monster in a box & all it eats is sugar & raw hamburger so you can understand how it got to be so fierce.

Hors d’oeuvres

I think my best self lives in my stomach, she said, & only comes out around the hors d’oeuvres at parties. I think you can tell a lot about people from the hors d’oeuvres. I nodded & hid my Vienna sausage in a big plant in the hall & avoided her for the rest of …