getting older

Birthdays (masc)

When people asked how old he was, he would say 1009365, more or less, because he was so glad to be alive that he counted every day a birthday. He had some disagreement from his knees about the actual figures though.

Getting Caught

I’ve never worried about getting older, he said. I’ve been too busy worrying about getting caught.

Birthdays (fem)

When people asked how old she was, she would say 1009365, more or less, because she was so glad to be alive that she counted every day a birthday. She had some disagreement from her knees about the actual figures though…