Leafy Pizza
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:20 PM in Animals & Pets
This is a giraffe bringing a hostess gift of juicy leaf pizza because he is so tired of there never being anything he can eat at these functions.
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Jello Salad
There are 7 levels of hell, she said, & I think one of them is reserved for people who bring jello salads to every potluck they go to.
Hors d’oeuvres
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Friends & Neighbors
I think my best self lives in my stomach, she said, & only comes out around the hors d’oeuvres at parties. I think you can tell a lot about people from the hors d’oeuvres. I nodded & hid my Vienna sausage in a big plant in the hall & avoided her for the rest of …