True American
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Humor & Whimsy
The next time the demons come, he said, just wave your penis at them. I can’t do that, I said. Why not? he said. Well, I said finally, because I’m American.
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Frostbite
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Uncategorized
Trying out his theory that if your hands & your head are warm the rest doesn’t matter but so far all he can think about is how much it’s going to hurt if his penis freezes off.