religion

Wonder Roast

He just sat in the church looking up at nothing in particular & I whispered what are you doing? & he said if Jesus had been a chicken would we have Weber grills all over the place instead of crosses? & I had a hard time concentrating after that, too.

Start Up

How do you start a religion? he said. I think you have faith & then you wait for a miracle, I said. At least that’s how it’s been done before. He nodded. OK, he said, so it’s a lot like e-commerce.