little unclear on how a sack race actually works, so he’s got a snowball’s chance in hell of winning
My grandmother was big & solid. My grandfather was tall & thin. They looked an unlikely couple. I asked them once how they ended up together. My grandmother said she won him fair & square in an arm-wrestling match. My grandpa just smiled. I let you win, he said.
No one really keeps score, but if they did, we would’ve won 5 to 2.
It’s only fair when I yell at you, she said to me once. You had a better childhood.