True American
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Humor & Whimsy
The next time the demons come, he said, just wave your penis at them. I can’t do that, I said. Why not? he said. Well, I said finally, because I’m American.
American
American Unicorn
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy Peace & Justice
this is an American unicorn which explains why it has 2 horns & they’re painted to match the tile in its bathroom
American Dream
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy Spiritual
sort of spiritual with a real fondness for fast cars, so, of course, he reincarnated as an American