Short Leash

Is convinced there’s something we can learn from the animals, but so far all she can think of is that you should shut up when someone’s got you on a leash.

Rat Snake

Just because you look like a rat doesn’t mean you are a rat, she said. Sometimes it means you’re a snake. She had a flair for biology.

High Heels

convinced the thing that separates us from the animals is high heels


The only thing that separates me from the animals is a lot of words, so when I’m not talking much, the gap closes really quick.

Bird Costume

fond of dressing like a bird at every opportunity & then sneaking around at dusk scaring the bejeezus out of cats