Rat Snake
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Animals & Pets Personal Growth
Just because you look like a rat doesn’t mean you are a rat, she said. Sometimes it means you’re a snake. She had a flair for biology.
appearance
Public Face
I like to sit quietly in public places, she said, to make up for being so obnoxious in private.
Night Sailor
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:20 PM in Halloween Humor & Whimsy
Sails about all night. It explains why I look like hell in the morning, she said.
New Mirror
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:20 PM in Humor & Whimsy
I need someone to invent a mirror that leaves out some of the details, she said.
Hair Roles
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy
I think we would look fine without hair but it would take some getting used to. Everyone would be shiny & smooth & we would bounce off each other like billiard balls