I tried for a whole summer to teach our cat to play the piano. We started with an easy song. It was 3 Blind Mice. My dad said it didn’t work because the cat had a tin ear, but I think it was because she kept looking around for the blind mice the whole time … [Read More]
The only reason my cat’s still with me, she said, is that he hides quicker than everybody else.
A few said they’d be horses. Most said they’d be some sort of cat. My friend said she’d like to come back as a porcupine. I don’t like crowds, she said.
Your cat seems very healthy, I said to her. That is not a cat, she said. That is a pig in cat’s clothing.
Sometimes I think I’m going to end up all alone in a cold apartment living on cat food from a can but I guess that’s not so bad since I’m a cat after all.
She moved with the grace of a cat & her tongue licked at the corner of her lips & I’m sure she would have helped me if I could have said I am just a child & don’t know what to do, but I was just a child & didn’t know how to tell her … [Read More]
What happened to you? I said & she said she was nurturing the cat against its will & that was the end of that conversation.
fond of dressing like a bird at every opportunity & then sneaking around at dusk scaring the bejeezus out of cats