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Three Blind Mice

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Animals & Pets Children & Parenting Humor & Whimsy
I tried for a whole summer to teach our cat to play the piano. We started with an easy song. It was 3 Blind Mice. My dad said it didn’t work because the cat had a tin ear, but I think it was because she kept looking around for the blind mice the whole time … [Read More]

Pig Cat

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:22 PM in Animals & Pets Humor & Whimsy
Your cat seems very healthy, I said to her. That is not a cat, she said. That is a pig in cat’s clothing.

New Places

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:20 PM in Animals & Pets Romance & Relationships
She moved with the grace of a cat & her tongue licked at the corner of her lips & I’m sure she would have helped me if I could have said I am just a child & don’t know what to do, but I was just a child & didn’t know how to tell her … [Read More]

Caregiver

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Animals & Pets Humor & Whimsy
What happened to you? I said & she said she was nurturing the cat against its will & that was the end of that conversation.

Bird Costume

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Animals & Pets
fond of dressing like a bird at every opportunity & then sneaking around at dusk scaring the bejeezus out of cats