church

Wonder Roast

He just sat in the church looking up at nothing in particular & I whispered what are you doing? & he said if Jesus had been a chicken would we have Weber grills all over the place instead of crosses? & I had a hard time concentrating after that, too.

Penance

I know I don’t go to church as often as I should, she said, but I still wear pantyhose & that should count for something.