taunting the neighbor’s dog with meat-flavored tofu because he can’t get anyone else to eat it.
He ran quickly with a sound like raindrops & left his handwriting in all the secret places. I found this one underneath the big yellow rock in the garden. It said this: watch out for the little black dog. It can smell when you’ve had hot dogs.
I don’t care what you do when I’m gone, he told us. Just don’t bury me where the dog can find me.
One day he decided he was more dependent on the kindness of women than he liked so he went off to hunt wild beasts with his bare hands. But all he found was a stray dog & a couple of old pigeons & it was cold & he missed the sound of soft voices, so … [Read More]
taking himself for a walk hoping he doesn’t poop on someone’s lawn like all the other dogs in the neighborhood since he’s trying hard to better himself
My aunt had a poodle she dressed in little red sweaters with little dangly ball things & I don’t think it was any wonder that dog was so vicious.