Face the Day
My eyes only see stuff I believe in already, she said. I couldn’t face the day otherwise.
eyes
Chihuahua
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Animals & Pets Humor & Whimsy
I remember once I went to my great-grandmother’s house. It was a big white house & it always smelled like slightly burned toast & raspberry jam. She had a picture of Jesus on the wall in her living room. She told me his eyes would follow you around when you walked. I told a friend … [Read More]
Chiropractor
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy
I used to have eyes in the back of my head, she said, but I kept throwing my back out & my chiropractor made me stop.
Cheap Eyes
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy
this is a bag full of eyes that stopped seeing the amazing stuff a long time ago & she’s hoping to unload them cheap
Blind Spot
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Aging (& Retirement) Humor & Whimsy
I’d like to think that things are getting better, he said, but my eyes are getting worse, so maybe I miss a lot.
Big Hat
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Friends & Neighbors Romance & Relationships
I said I could not see her eyes under her hat & she smiled mysteriously & said she liked it that way.