Moving Day
I think you love people until you get to understand them, she said & I said, what happens then? & she said, o, that’s when you move away.
irony
Labor Force
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy
Do you make all this stuff up on your own? she said & I said I had a lot of people working for me day & night & most of them didn’t know it & I’m sure she was impressed until she figured out what I meant later on.
Know Too Much
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Family & Relatives Friends & Neighbors Humor & Whimsy Romance & Relationships
I have to hate you, she said. You know too much about me to be trusted.
Jacques Cousteau
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Animals & Pets
I saw Jacques Cousteau at the grocery store in L.A. once & I watched to see what he would buy, but he only got corn chips & some shoelaces & I don’t know what I expected, but I would’ve settled for a can of chunk light tuna even.
Jello Salad
There are 7 levels of hell, she said, & I think one of them is reserved for people who bring jello salads to every potluck they go to.
Hundred Percent
I’m of the opinion that people don’t know what they’re talking about 90 percent of the time, my grandpa said & my grandma smiled & said , O, you’re too late. The 10 percent slot filled up a few minutes ago. & we could hear him muttering all the way back out to the garden
Imaginary Numbers
I have a friend who does numerology in California & she called me up one night & said that 444 was the number of Wal-Mart, which is 30 percent off of 666 & we were both amazed & then I hung up the phone & said now I remember why we moved to Iowa.
Hot Market
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Personal Growth
hiding his light under a bushel because he’s been priced out of anything bigger by this market