Jesus

Wonder Roast

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Animals & Pets Spiritual
He just sat in the church looking up at nothing in particular & I whispered what are you doing? & he said if Jesus had been a chicken would we have Weber grills all over the place instead of crosses? & I had a hard time concentrating after that, too.

Funny World

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Spiritual Travel & Moving Winter Holidays
He told me about Jesus & Arizona & the best way to make beer & I said you’re a funny kind of preacher & he said it’s a funny kind of world & I still remember his eyes clear as a desert morning.

Chihuahua

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Animals & Pets Humor & Whimsy
I remember once I went to my great-grandmother’s house. It was a big white house & it always smelled like slightly burned toast & raspberry jam. She had a picture of Jesus on the wall in her living room. She told me his eyes would follow you around when you walked. I told a friend … [Read More]