Hard Choice

I don’t really like coffee, she said, but I don’t really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.


I do much better as a goddess, she said, since my secretarial skills have always been limited

Day Job

This holds all the stuff you haven’t been listening to & when the top comes off, it all starts to talk at once & it makes you glad you have a day job so you can get away for part of the time.