Stress Reduction Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Humor & Whimsy Job & Career Personal Growth I have so much less stress, he said, now that I’ve given up on ambition.
Sloth Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Humor & Whimsy Job & Career Sports & Fitness I’m waiting for sloth to come back in style, he said. You may wait a long time, I said. That’s OK, he said, I can use the practice.
Right Tool Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Children & Parenting Family & Relatives Personal Growth My dad always told me, the right tool for the right job, but all he ever had around were a few screwdrivers, so he ended up using the telephone a lot.
Morning Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:20 PM in Children & Parenting Job & Career Standing by the window watching his father go off to run the world.
Hard Choice Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy Job & Career I don’t really like coffee, she said, but I don’t really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.
Goddess Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Job & Career Spiritual I do much better as a goddess, she said, since my secretarial skills have always been limited
Day Job Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy Job & Career This holds all the stuff you haven’t been listening to & when the top comes off, it all starts to talk at once & it makes you glad you have a day job so you can get away for part of the time.
Big Plans Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy Romance & Relationships Your job is to focus on my personal happiness, she said, & I’ve got big plans, so break time is over.