I’ve been doing these Chinese stretches that are supposed to make you live longer, he told me. I just hope I’m not this sore the whole time.
If you were smart, you’d probably spend more time stretching, he said & I said, If I were really smart, I’d probably spend more time just sitting in the shade drinking lemonade
Impossible yoga position but she likes to have goals that no one else can imagine, so they’ll shut up about how they understand exactly what she’s going through
I was thinking of either meditating or napping, but the way I do it, there’s not much difference except in the explanation to the rest of my family.
If God had meant for me to bend like that, she said, I would’ve been born in India.