Shiny Stuff

One Halloween, my sister made a magic wand & she went around giving wishes to all my friends, but when she got glitter on all the candy they yelled at her & she went home crying & later on my mom made me share my candy with her & she was so happy she flung … [Read More]


I told him if he kept being mean to his brother he might come back as a rodent in his next life & he shrugged & said that’s the chance he’d have to take.

Mirror Image

My sister read somewhere once that if you look into your own eyes long enough in a mirror you change into the Devil & it took her almost thirty years, but she finally did it.


My great uncle shot & killed his own brother for disturbing the peace & I wonder if anyone ever tried to quiet his deep deep sorrow. Duty isn’t consolation enough.


You don’t get to use buttons until you get to be pretty old, I heard him tell his brother, but you’ll be slower then & it won’t be so much of a problem.