To-Do List
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Engagement Wedding
You seem very calm for a woman who’s getting married, I said & she nodded. It’s on my to-do list, she said, so there’s no point in agonizing about it
calm
Slapping Sharks
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Humor & Whimsy
What’s that thing? I said. O, that’s an oar, he said, in case we hit a calm stretch & we decide we need more excitement & also it’s good for slapping sharks.
Oddity
I don’t read the paper & I don’t watch tv & people ask me how I stay up with what’s going on & I tell them breathing seems to help & since I haven’t done serious damage to anyone yet, they usually leave me alone.