True American
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Humor & Whimsy
The next time the demons come, he said, just wave your penis at them. I can’t do that, I said. Why not? he said. Well, I said finally, because I’m American.
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Sympathies
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Humor & Whimsy
Whenever he sat in the swingset it got tangled up. He said it was demons in the steel that were drawn to the sweat & sorrow of the steelworkers across the generations. Plastic doesn’t have those sorts of problems yet, he said.
Preacher & the Demons
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Humor & Whimsy
The preacher dunked her head 3 times in the basin & called out for the demons to leave & then she spit water in his face. So he extemporaneously added a fourth & by the time she came up for air the demons were considerably more restrained.
Night Demons
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:20 PM in Halloween Inspirational
When she played her music even the night demons stopped their work & it took them some time to remember what it was they were doing & the best of them had no stomach for it for a long time after that.