Hard Choice
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy Job & Career
I don’t really like coffee, she said, but I don’t really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.
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Good Jumper
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Personal Growth
I’m a good jumper, he said, but I’m not so good at landing. Maybe you should stay closer to the ground then, I said & he shook his head & said the ground was the whole problem in the first place.
Frostbite
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Uncategorized
Trying out his theory that if your hands & your head are warm the rest doesn’t matter but so far all he can think about is how much it’s going to hurt if his penis freezes off.
Free Country (aka Confusing World)
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Friends & Neighbors Humor & Whimsy Inspirational Peace & Justice Personal Growth Spiritual
Why is the world so confusing? he said & I said it’s only confusing if you believe it has to make sense & he looked at me & shook his head. I can’t believe they let just anyone have children, he said.
Chiropractor
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy
I used to have eyes in the back of my head, she said, but I kept throwing my back out & my chiropractor made me stop.