not a morning person

Night Sailor

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:20 PM in Halloween Humor & Whimsy

Sails about all night. It explains why I look like hell in the morning, she said.

Morning Person

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:20 PM in Children & Parenting

I wouldn’t mind being grownup, she told me, if I didn’t have to get up & be grumpy right away every morning.