too much TV

Spider Princess

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Animals & Pets Children & Parenting Inspirational
If I was a spider princess, she said, I would spin webs the color of sky & catch drops of sunlight to give to children who watch too much TV & then everyone would remember to come outside to play. If I was a spider princess, she said, things would be different.

Public Radio

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Friends & Neighbors Humor & Whimsy
He only gets vicious when he watches too much tv, so we keep public radio on most of the time instead so mainly all we have to worry about is him going around to all the neighbors asking for money.