Chocolate Drain
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy
Two can live as cheaply as one if one of us didn’t like chocolate so much.
Author: Ellen Rockne
Chiropractor
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy
I used to have eyes in the back of my head, she said, but I kept throwing my back out & my chiropractor made me stop.
Chinatown
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy Travel & Moving
possessed of an acute sense of smell & a curious nature so no matter what city she goes to she always ends up in Chinatown
Chill Wind
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Personal Growth
Wrapped tightly against a chill wind she just remembered from a long time ago & no amount of current time & temperature can help this one
Child Proof
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Children & Parenting Humor & Whimsy
We forgot to child proof our life, she said to me & I knew exactly what she meant. It had been a long day.
Chihuahua
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Animals & Pets Humor & Whimsy
I remember once I went to my great-grandmother’s house. It was a big white house & it always smelled like slightly burned toast & raspberry jam. She had a picture of Jesus on the wall in her living room. She told me his eyes would follow you around when you walked. I told a friend … [Read More]
Checkbook
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy
I’ve got a lot more going on in there than you’d guess if you looked at my checkbook, she said.
Cheap Eyes
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy
this is a bag full of eyes that stopped seeing the amazing stuff a long time ago & she’s hoping to unload them cheap
Challenge
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Family & Relatives Humor & Whimsy
If we all jumped up & down at the same time, I said, I’ll bet we could move the world. She nodded. I’d throw in five bucks toward it, she said, just to see the old man get his butt off the couch.
Center on Wheels
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Aging (& Retirement) Inspirational Personal Growth Travel & Moving
I spent a long time trying to find my center until I looked closely one night & found it had wheels & moved easily in the slightest breeze, so now I spend less time sitting and more time sailing.