Morning Person

I wouldn’t mind being grownup, she told me, if I didn’t have to get up & be grumpy right away every morning.


What are you doing? I said. I’m invisible, he said, Do I have to spell everything out for you all the time? & since he was invisible, I decided I could ignore that.

Good Trick

this is a special balancing trick that requires a small child to stay completely still (so it’s still only theoretical)