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Sack Race

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Sports & Fitness

little unclear on how a sack race actually works, so he’s got a snowball’s chance in hell of winning

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Dreams Inspirational Personal Growth Spiritual

You have to remember to make it all over again every day, the angel said to me. Otherwise it goes all to hell.

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:22 PM in Uncategorized

portable fires of hell in case people seem to be having too good a time

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Friends & Neighbors Humor & Whimsy Other Holidays

There are 7 levels of hell, she said, & I think one of them is reserved for people who bring jello salads to every potluck they go to.

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Aging (& Retirement)

I’d probably have more trouble with the ghosts of the past, she said, if my memory wasn’t shot to hell.

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Family & Relatives Friends & Neighbors Job & Career Peace & Justice Personal Growth Travel & Moving

That’s the thing about free will, he told us. You can drag me along, but there’s no way in hell you can make me have fun.

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Family & Relatives Humor & Whimsy

I’m sick & tired of all these judgmental people, she said, & I hope they burn in hell for it.

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Family & Relatives Romance & Relationships

If you’re right & I’m not, I’m going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about that next time you want to be right.

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Aging (& Retirement) Humor & Whimsy Inspirational Personal Growth

Is willing to accept that she creates her own reality except for some of the parts where she can’t help but wonder what the hell she was thinking