Month: December 2013

Butter & Sugar

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy
I like butter & sugar & being alive a whole lot & today I’m kind of sad because with all the latest studies I figured out I’m going to have to choose.

Busy Life

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Birthday Humor & Whimsy
Everyone sang Happy Birthday except Max who claimed he didn’t know the words. I was busy that day, he said, & it really hasn’t let up since.

Bunches of Eyes

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Animals & Pets Humor & Whimsy
this shark sees everything because it’s got bunches of eyes but it has such a tiny brain that it can’t keep it all straight

Bunch of Bones

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Children & Parenting Halloween Humor & Whimsy
You know why kids like skeletons? he said & I said I didn’t & he said it was because it didn’t matter if you were good or bad, you ended up a bunch of bones & he stopped for a second & then he added, but you don’t have to worry, I’ll still be good.

Buffer Zone

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy
buffered from almost every shock, unless the pole falls down

Broken Down

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Friends & Neighbors Inspirational Peace & Justice
this is a machine that’s supposed to make people good & true & kind & the funny thing is that it works best when it’s completely broken down so everyone has to stop what they’re doing & get together & figure out how to fix it.