Quick Hider
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Animals & Pets Romance & Relationships
The only reason my cat’s still with me, she said, is that he hides quicker than everybody else.
Author: Ellen Rockne
Queen of the Universe
I used to hate birthdays, she told me, until I figured out I was the Queen of the Universe & now I do them for the little people.
Put Together
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Children & Parenting Humor & Whimsy
don’t be fooled by appearances he was all put together when I sent him out 10 minutes ago
Purple Madonna
One time on Hollywood Boulevard I saw a young girl with a baby. It was a crisp winter morning & her hair shone dark purple in the sun. She was panhandling outside the Holiday Inn & the door clerk came out & told her to be on her way & I wondered if anyone would … [Read More]
Public Radio
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Friends & Neighbors Humor & Whimsy
He only gets vicious when he watches too much tv, so we keep public radio on most of the time instead so mainly all we have to worry about is him going around to all the neighbors asking for money.
Public Face
I like to sit quietly in public places, she said, to make up for being so obnoxious in private.
Public Eye
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Personal Growth
Contains all the stuff I’ve decided to keep from the public for my own good
Psychology
Of course I’m not happy, she said to me, but I’ve got a degree in psychology so at least I can explain why.
Psychic Energy
For a long time, he was trying to pop these balloons with psychic energy but he found a dart was simpler. I save my psychic energy for more important things, he told me, like trying to predict the future. I told him a dart is good for that too & now he never calls anymore.
Protection
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:23 PM in Humor & Whimsy
We’re recommending SPF 1000 which is actually layers & layers of bulky clothing because we never want to have to see this again.