Dropping Like Flies
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy
I like people until they give me reason not to, she said. Some days they just drop like flies, though, she added.
Author: Ellen Rockne
Dress up
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy Personal Growth
It’s the only time I feel like me, she said, & everyone else just thinks it’s dress-up.
Dream World
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy Job & Career
I mainly want someone to tell me I’m right & then pay me, he said. Is that too much to ask? & I said as long as you’re living in a dream world, you might as well make it work for you.
Down Time
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy Personal Growth
I can read minds, she said & I said, OK & she said, Do you want to know what you’re thinking? I said no thank you. I don’t do stuff like that on weekends.
Distinguished
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Aging (& Retirement) Family & Relatives Friends & Neighbors Humor & Whimsy Romance & Relationships
You’re lucky, she said. You’ll only get more distinguished as you get older.
Discretion
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy Personal Growth
I think if I was a woman, he told me, I’d have sex a lot more than all the women I know & I’d definitely stay away from people like me & my friends
Discovered the Moon
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy
When I first discovered the moon, he said, I gave it a different name. But everyone kept calling it the moon. The real name never caught on.
Disclosure
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy
It’s hard to believe anything I say, she told me, because I was there & I have a vested interest in being right.
Disappearing Act (aka Magical Thinker)
Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Children & Parenting Family & Relatives Halloween Winter Holidays
Can make stuff magically disappear, especially if it’s got a lot of butter & sugar in it
Disappearing
The day he first told me he was starting to disappear I didn’t believe him & so he stopped & held his hand up to the sun & it was like thin paper in the light & finally I said you seem very calm for a man who is disappearing & he said it was … [Read More]