Author: Ellen Rockne

Enig med meg

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Travel & Moving
Jeg tror livet ville ha vaert lettere, sa hun, om bare jeg selv kunne bli enig med meg om noe

English Major

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy
When I told him I had a major in English, he said, too bad for you this is America & he started me out at the bottom.

Egg Coffee

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy Personal Growth
He told me the best way to make coffee was to add an egg, so I did & he looked at the strands floating in his cup & decided to have tea instead.

Easy Option

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Humor & Whimsy Personal Growth
I’m not that good at live & let live, she told me, when it’s just as easy to avoid & then I don’t even have to think about it.

Easy Going

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Death Family & Relatives
I get along better with my relatives, he said, now that most of them are dead. (Big rocks so they won’t be able to get out early)

Duty

Posted: December 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM in Family & Relatives
My great uncle shot & killed his own brother for disturbing the peace & I wonder if anyone ever tried to quiet his deep deep sorrow. Duty isn’t consolation enough.