Hair Roles

I think we would look fine without hair but it would take some getting used to. Everyone would be shiny & smooth & we would bounce off each other like billiard balls

Gathering Electrons

This hair gathers electrons from the atmosphere & uses it to perpetuate new ideas about hair’s role in the history of civilization.

Big Hair

This is a bag filled with big hair & even though it doesn’t weigh much, you have to be careful how you handle it because it’s toxic.

Abstract Love

I’m an animal lover in the abstract, he said. What does that mean? I said. It means I try not to think about them a whole lot, because pet hair makes me queasy.