Month: December 2013

True American

The next time the demons come, he said, just wave your penis at them. I can’t do that, I said. Why not? he said. Well, I said finally, because I’m American.

Trojan Horse

this was supposed to be just like the Trojan Horse except all they had was enough wood for the legs & an old wool blanket & the funny thing is it still worked because everyone came out & pointed at it & laughed themselves sick

Tree on Fire

This is a tree on fire with love, but it’s still scary since most people think love only looks like one thing instead of the whole world.

Treacherous Rapids

I’m very broad minded usually, she said, but it gets very narrow & fast in spots.

Travel Basics

I used to think traveling to exotic places would be fun, but I have a little more experience now & it’s only fun if it doesn’t wreck your sleep.

Transparent

I try not to lie on days I didn’t get enough sleep, my sister told me. It feels good just to be transparent.