I used to think traveling to exotic places would be fun, but I have a little more experience now & it’s only fun if it doesn’t wreck your sleep.
Does Santa get to do as much PlayStation as he wants? he said & I said nobody gets to do as much of anything as they want, or the economy would grind to a halt & he looked at me & said, That was a simple yes or no question, Dad.
The problem with knowing everything’s going exactly as it needs to is that when you’re not having that much fun it doesn’t even do any good to complain.
really just wanting to learn a few fun dance steps, but try telling that to all those panic-stricken Japanese
That’s the thing about free will, he told us. You can drag me along, but there’s no way in hell you can make me have fun.
Thinks about moving to someplace else where everything is different enough to be fun again.
Of course I act like a barbarian, he said. They’re the only ones who have any fun in this life.