Wish Children

my kids could draw like this, he said & I said he was lucky they didn’t because I would not wish children like me on my worst enemy & he didn’t have anything more to say to me


Some days I wonder how my kids will turn out, but most of the time I’m just figuring out how to survive them right now.

Rude Noises

You keep making noises like that, she told him, & pretty soon people will stop talking to you & after awhile all the kids were over there trying to learn how to do it, too.